June 6, 2009
Couple of video updates.
I added two all new videos. One is called "Creepy Albert (The only time you will ever see me scared)" and the other is a video I took of Allie Moss and
Bess Rogers (two awesome musicians) singing "Happy Birthday" to my good friend Jordan. (Yeah, I'm so cool I can call in celebrities to do me favors.)
Also, I decided that Noitol was getting too few views on his web blog because his first video was much too long. So I broke it up into five parts. Check
it out.
And if you haven't watched "Jessica Recites a Poem" or seen the new 'Roomies' comic yet, go do that!
By the way! I just joined twitter. http://www.twitter.com/tiffanyheggebo
Also, I want you to check out Jordan's amazing blog: Wait, wait. I said what?
-T.H.
May 25, 2009
I have finals this week, which means I should be studying. Which means I'm not studying. Which means I'm procrastinating by working on this website!
Brand new 'Roomies with Lucifer' comic and a new video. Get ready to meet my new character Jessica. She's creepy!
-T.H.
April 5, 2009
New writing. With pictures! :)
-T.H.
February 7, 2009
What have I been up to? Oh, nothing really. I'm only currently in three plays, directing one for the first time, and going to perform as a contestant's
partner in the Irene Ryan Scholarship Contest at the American College Theater Festival in Fullerton next week.
Have I been busy with all this? Nah.
Actually, that's a big fat lie. I've been extremely busy, but I did manage to pop out a new short Writing for you all.
Enjoy.
-T.H
November 24, 2008
I've been bashing my brains in since July trying to get an update on here for you guys, but I can't seem to get a thing finished. Since I last updated this
news section in July, I have been busy with school, work, multiple plays, and I got at least three separate throat infections. What happens when you get
tonsillitis that many times in such a short period of time? You get a tonsillectomy! Which is what I received last Monday. I'm still in a lot of pain and still
on a lot of Vicodin. My healing throat looks absolutely disgusting. I can post pictures if you would like. Any takers?
Unfortunately, I lost my job recently (Let's hear it for lay-offs! Wooo!), which sucks for all the reasons I'm sure you can imagine. However, not having a
job has freed up a lot of time in my schedule to work in this here website. (Not to mention, that between the last time I updated and now, I broke up with
my boyfriend, which frees up even more of my time! LUUUULZZZZ! ...Okay, I'm done laughing at myself.) I have about 3 unfinished Roomies with
Lucifer comics, 2 unfinished stories, and Answers to Your Emailed Questions is just begging for an update. So, no worries, my little dumplings, updates
will be coming soon and they will be plentiful.
-T.H.
P.S. I met Ingrid Michaelson a few weeks ago. (Yes! I do like to brag!)
July 28, 2008 Come see the play I'm in!
No real website updates at the moment, but I wanted to let everyone know about the play I'm in. If you want to see some plays or maybe just me in a
play or a play about vampire lesbians or you just want to see some guys in drag then you should come see the play I'm in at Chabot College, The Vampire
Lesbians of Sodom.
No, I'm not joking about the title. Seriously. Google it.
I'm in a play production class that is putting on five short, one-act plays. The information on how, when, and where to see these plays and which plays
are showing which nights are below (but the only really important information is the information on The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom because that is the
one I'm in).
Wednesday, July 30 at 8pm
Small World
That They May Win
Lone Star
Thursday, July 31 at 8pm
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Friday, August 1 at 8pm
Small World
That They May Win
Lone Star
Saturday, August 2 at 8pm
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Sunday, August 3 at 2pm
Small World
Lone Star
That They May Win
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Tickets are $7 per person or $5 if you are a Chabot student. The plays will be held on the Chabot campus (in Hayward) in the Little Theater in building
1200/1300. (You'll probably see the big yellow 'Little Theater' sign above the door.)
Click here for maps to and of the campus and directions.
To park on campus any day from Monday-Saturday costs $2. Free parking on Sundays. (You should come on Sunday anyway since you get to see all
five plays for the same price.)
Also, for parking, I suggest parking in 'G' parking lot off of Depot Road. It's the closest to the Little Theater.
There will be intermissions and food and shit.
Everyone should come. I promise there will be hilarity. If you come, you must stay behind after to say hello to me.
-T.H.
July 20, 2008
Do you remember, a long, long time ago, I posted a little video called Madge Trailer? Well, now it is time to release Madge...
Here she is.
Enjoy.
-T.H.
June 28, 2008
Check out the video of me reading a super-sexy excerpt from a super-sexy romance novel and Noitol's video blog in the Videos section.
Two videos in one day. You lucky bastards.
-T.H.
June 21, 2008
As I told you before, Jordan posted a remix of 'Ballade des Amputes' on Amputated Unicorn's Music MySpace (listed as 'BdA Remix ft Tiffanyh and
DHeg') containing all of the bloopers from while Danika and I were recording the spoken word portion. I realized that with Danika being in the
background and with my obnoxious cackling, some parts may be hard for you to understand, so I posted the transcript of it in the Writings section. I
suggest you read along while listening to it.
Brand new Scaring Danika video. It's short, but it's one of my favorites.
Two new polls on the Polls page. (Where else would they be? Dur.)
The About Me and FAQ section has been updated. I added new bands, TV shows, and authors. I also cut out that I'm unemployed and wrote about my
new job.
Make sure to check out Danika's Music MySpace. She just posted a few new songs.
-T.H.
June 11, 2008
It's three in the morning, and I should be in bed, but I wanted to update. You remember Conversations with a Kindergartener? Well, here is Conversations
with Two Kindergarteners!
Also, Jordan has just posted a remix of Ballade des Amputes. It's not a remix per se, but when Danika and I recorded the vocals for Ballade des Amputes,
we left in all of the laughing and bloopers and whatnot and Jordan put together a song with those. It's hilarious. Just go listen.
I'll probably post a transcript later of what Danika and I are saying in it.
-T.H.
P.S. A sure sign that your hair is too thick and curly: A bug flies into it and gets caught. Yes, this happened to me earlier today.
June 5, 2008
Here is a real quick update! I say 'real quick' because I have to leave for work soon. That's right, my lazy ass got a part-time job. : P
First of all, Jordan and I finished our song! Visit Amputated Unicorn's myspace page to hear 'Ballade des Amputes' by Amputated Unicorn featuring
Tiffany H. (me!). And read the blog entry about the song. This was what I had to say about her blog entry:
"We are a great team. I can't get over the awesomeness of us and our song. I feel like we got together and made this beautiful and amazing baby (except
without the awkward sex part).
"You did such a great job on the music (if I didn't make it obvious enough last night [I only realized how dirty that sounded when I was re-reading this
comment to check for typos.] on the phone [yeah, had the add that so no one got the wrong idea]).
"I can't wait to hear the remix. Oh my goodness. It's going to be great.
"I am currently in the process of updating the website to let everyone know that the song is up. So if you don't hit 1 million page views by the end of the
day, I'm going to have to smack a bitch down. ('A bitch' being my readers.)
"I would leave a super-long comment about how amazing we are, but that would make me late for work. So, I bid you adieu.
"Oh! And by the way, I giggled like a moron when I read 'famed author'."
To understand some of what I meant in there, like about the remix and whatnot, you'll have to read the blog.
Go listen and add to your myspaces if you want. Fun stuff.
Edit: Lyrics to the song are now in the Writings section.
-T.H.
May 20, 2008
New 'Scaring Danika' video. Check it out.
Go join the MySpace group for my website. Visit it here.
Edit: I added a new section called 'Boredom and Photoshop'. Clicky-clicky to find out what it is and see what treasures it holds!
-T.H.
May 16, 2008
Lots of new 'Roomies with Lucifer' goodies for you! I now have a F.A.Q. page for 'Roomies' and a page with 'Roomies' drawings. Also a new comic is
up and so are two new additions to the Sketches page.
On the Links page is a link to my friend Jordan's (a.k.a. Madge!) music myspace for her band Amputated Unicorn. Check that out. Also, because I'm a
big tease, I will tell you that Amputated Unicorn and I are working on a song together, but I'm not going to tell you when we plan on putting it up.
Ahahaha, yes now you must check out AU's myspace and my website every hour on the hour to see if the song has been posted yet while I sit here
dangling the bait.
Yes, I'm secretly a sadist.
New video and stories coming soon.
-T.H.
April 14, 2008
When I got out of the shower today and went to my bedroom, I was overtaken by the smell of Bronco Billy's pizza. It was very odd. My room smelled
like pizza, and I still have no idea why. Anyway, now I have a horrible craving for pizza, and I don't even like pizza that much.
Now, here's something you might actual give a crap about: I have posted a new entry!
Enjoy.
-T.H.
April 9, 2008
Sorry, I don't actually have an update for you guys right now (I guess that makes me a tease?), but I had to come tell everyone the results of this test I
took. Apparently, I could take on 21 five-year-olds at once in a fight.
So, how hard do I rock?
Pretty hard if you ask me.
Michael better watch his back.
-T.H.
March 22, 2008
New entry in the Writings section.
I have a friend over (one who I haven't seen in years), and I really should be entertaining him (not in that way, you perverts), but instead I'm updating
because I have received multiple threatening e-mails this week. "Update or die." "Put up a new story or i will hunt you down." "ur a bitch cuz you dont
update enough"
Yeah, thanks, guys. I really appreciated those.
-T.H
March 14, 2008
You know what I really hate? That JG Wentworth commercial where people lean out of their windows yelling, "It's my money, and I need it now!"
Jeeeeez. I'm not a particularly violent person, but every time I see that commercial I suddenly get the urge to punch every single one of those people in
the face. The worst part is, my mom and Danika both know that I hate the commercial. They love yelling the phrase at random to piss me off, and when
I am least expecting it, my mom likes to sneak up behind me and whisper, "Whose money is it, and when do they need it by?"
I can't explain it. The commercial just fills me with this irrational rage.
So, on to the news. I have updated Answers to E-mailed Questions. I also now have a Store! I'm very excited to finally start selling merch. (Even if I
don't have much right now.)
Weeeeeell, I guess that's it for now.
-T.H.
P.S. My dad sent this joke to me. My mom did not find it very funny.
"Here is an easy test for any man to discover who his best friend truly is:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"
Edit: Thanks to Danika, I now have some better quality pictures up in the store!
March 5, 2008
New Roomies with Lucifer up!
That's all for now.
-T.H.
February 19, 2008
Today, I met a guy who has a fetish for shaved heads...
But that is not the point of today's update.
This is the point: there is an update in the Writings section. I typed up a little story for all of you about an embarrassing incident that happened today at
school. I know how you all enjoy my embarrassment stories because you're a bunch of sadists that enjoy when I am forced into a degrading situation
(which is, sadly, quite often). So have fun with that... *glares*
I know I said last week that I would have a new 'Roomies' up, and I said a bunch of other ambitious shit, but I wasn't planning on getting a sinus
infection, so that will be delayed. But I'm working on it.
My friend Erick, of Nothing Short of Tragic, is currently working on a song for 'Roomies with Lucifer'. Even if it is just because we're friends, the fact
that anyone would want to write a song about something I made is making my head swell. When he told me his plans, I almost peed myself. That's how
happy I was.
So, if you ever want to see me piss my pants, now you know how to make me do it.
-T.H.
P.S. Danika has her headphones on right now, and since she refuses to breathe through her nose at any time, she's breathing really heavily through her
mouth, and it's very annoying.
February 3, 2008
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I've been sitting in front of this blank text box for five minutes, and I still don't know what to write for today's news. Um... I'm sick? What else. My
internet is being a douche bag.
Um... Oh! New entry in the Writings section. 'Conversations with a Kindergartener'.
I'm hoping to have the 'Roomies with Lucifer' coloring books (yay!) up sometime this week, if school doesn't get in the way.
Hopefully, I'll also finish the new 'Roomies' sometime this week, as well.
-T.H.
P.S. My sister, Danika, and my friend Jordan (who you have seen in the 'Madge' trailer) are working together to make a website. Competition? Nah...
Well... now that you mention it...
Dammit!
Anyway, I'll let everyone know when it's up. They've got some good ideas they've been sharing with me, and it sounds like it's going to be good.
...Maybe that's a bad thing for me and my website... Crap.
January 25, 2008
First, I want to thank everyone who has sent me donations. I can't freaking believe how generous you people are. Thank you!
Second, I have a new video up. It's another director's cut of a video I made when I was twelve.
Third, school has started up again, so updates will be a little slower. But don't worry, I already have plenty of updates planned.
And finally, I want to send Patricia, a very faithful reader, and her family warm wishes and happy thoughts. I'm thinking of you guys today.
-T.H.
January 17, 2008
Apparently, not many people felt the need to answer my polls. This sucks because it doesn't exactly give me much of a majority opinion of what you
people want. So I guess I'll just have to make decisions based on what I want rather than based on what you want. That is your punishment. Now go to
your room.
I have a new entry in the Writings section called Excuses, Excuses, and I have a new video up. The video is actually a trailer for a real video that will be
posted as soon as all of the editing is done (Danika!). Go watch the Madge Trailer.
I really want to start selling t-shirts. However, I need to get some money together to buy the t-shirts to be able to sell them to you guys. So here's what I
plan on doing: 1. I am accepting donations. The link is the button to the right. What does your money go to? Monthly payments to keep the site up and
running, coloring pencils for 'Roomies with Lucifer', and supplies to make merch! 2. I will be selling 'Roomies with Lucifer' coloring books. (Coming
Soon!) And 3. I will be selling buttons with quotes from the website and pictures of 'Roomies with Lucifer' characters. (Also Coming Soon!)
Those are my plans. Not very ambitious, but good enough for me.
With the money I make from donations, coloring books, and buttons I will buy more buttons and coloring books if they are popular and I will start
making stickers, t-shirts, and maybe some other shit. So your money will be going toward a good cause! I promise!
-T.H.
January 4, 2008
When Danika and I were young, we made many videos. Unfortunately--until now, that is--they have all been on VHS. However, I just bought the
equipment to transfer anything on VHS to my computer! So, I have now posted the first (of a few) videos: Skanky Ho: Director's Cut.
I had to upload the damn thing to Danika's YouTube account because YouTube is being an asshole and no longer allows people to apply for accounts that
allow you to upload videos that are longer than 10 minutes. (This videos happens to be a little over 12 minutes.) Luckily, anyone who had previously
applied for that super-duper special type of account is still allowed to upload longer videos. (WTF, right? I know.)
Enjoy the video.
Oh yeah... and there's a new Scaring Danika video. Filmed a few months ago, but I forgot to post it when I set the site back up.
And... since I'm updating for the third time tonight, here are some "music videos" that I made over the summer and just never posted.
-T.H.
December 30, 2007
First off, brand new entry in the writings section called The Ginger Mystery.
Second, please answer my polls. They will help me out a lot in making a few decisions for the website. Well, maybe not the last poll. That one is strictly
for my own twisted entertainment.
Third, I updated the links section. Please check it out, because I want to pimp Danika's music myspace and the music myspace of my friend, Erick.
They both promised to hurt me if they don't get at least 50 hits each within the next hour. So please, for the love of God, look at their music myspaces.
As I said before, if you love me (or maybe if it's too soon for you, just 'like' me) you will advertise for me! Because for me, love doesn't come in the
form of hugs and terms of endearment. It comes through e-mails and page hits... and sometimes money. (I do have a PayPal account, if you were
wondering.)
Finally, have a good New Years, and don't die in drunk-driving accidents... because that would mean one less site visitor. HA! Just kidding... but
seriously...
-T.H.
December 29, 2007
New Roomies.
Also! I've been getting quite a few requests for merchandise. So, I'm going to set up a few polls and see just how many people would actually be willing
to buy merch. I mean, I'm not going to invest in making a crapload of t-shirts or buttons or whatever, if nobody is going to buy it.
Most of the requests have been for 'Roomies with Lucifer' items. I've had a few e-mails suggesting I sell merch with my quotes on them. However, I
need people to let me know what some of their favorite quotes from the site are.
Another thing, if you love me (or maybe if it's too soon for you, just 'like' me) you will advertise for me.
Sorry, but I'm kind of in a hurry right now (I have a Dungeons and Dragons campaign in an hour!), so I'll update more later.
-T.H.
P.S. I also want to thank everyone at the No Doubt and No Doubt Fantastical forums. Danika tells me about you guys all the time and that you guys are
always complimenting my shit. Thank you for keeping my self-esteem high! It's people like you that help me keep this website going. For that, I am
going to send all of you a lock of Fabio's hair. Rub it for good luck in all of your future endeavors.
It might take a few weeks to receive it in the mail, though. I need to buy new darts for my tranquilizer gun...
December 25, 2007
Merry Christmas or Happy [insert what you celebrate here], everyone!
What I have for you all today are two new sketches in the Extras section on the Roomies with Lucifer page.
I have also posted a Christmas 2007 page in the Writings section.
I'm also going to start posting a weekly poll, but I'll get to that later.
That is all for now.
-T.H.
December 20, 2007
Woohoo! I took my last final today. The past two weeks have been exhausting. Studying and preparing for finals and of course keeping up with my
spectacularly busy social life (*dramatically awkward pause*), I haven't had time to update this week. But since I took my last final today, I finally found
some time to finish my latest masterpiece and posted it.
So, without any further ado, I bring you...
...a brand new Roomies with Lucifer...
-T.H.
December 12, 2007
My comic, Roomies with Lucifer, is now back up with an all new strip.
Keep checking the site, I'm updating it every night, getting all the old goodies back up and new stuff.
Also, thank you to everyone who has visited the site and/or e-mailed me. Since I set the site back up a few days ago, the fan mail has been rolling in, and
I've been rolling in it like a dog in cat shit. Okay, admittedly, that was a gross analogy, but I really do crave your comments that much.
-T.H.
December 10, 2007
In March, I took the website down. I couldn't afford to keep it up anymore, but now my website and I are back. That's right, you have witnessed the
holy resurrection of tiffanyh.com.
I am back and with more material, more sarcasm, and more overall Tiffany-ness than ever before. Can you handle the awesomeness of it?
Where did I get the money to set it back up, you may ask? Working the streets, of course! Where else does a female nineteen-year-old, unemployed, full-
time college student get money!?
Honestly, it broke my little heart to have to take the website down in the first place, and although I'm glad to be back, I'm seriously going to need
encouragement. Not only do I have much less time to update and come up with ideas than I did before (carrying 18 units in school), but my whole family
died over the summer in a tragic 3/4 Ton Dodge WC54 Ambulance accident in a WWII vehicle museum.
So please, e-mail me at tiff@tiffanyh.com. Let me know what you like about the site, what you don't like, what you'd like to see, questions, comments,
insults, and philosophies.
Seriously, I crave your e-mails. They are my sustenance. Feed me, dammit!
Now, I'm still working on getting everything set back up, so if something is missing, don't worry. It'll be back soon.
-T.H.
March 19, 2007
Nobody was able to guess what inspired the new title for the website... which makes all of you failures at life. But incase you were curious, it was
inspired by the song 'Girl Least Likely To' by Morrissey (which my bestestestest friend Vicky introduced me to).
New Roomies with Lucifer comic. Yup, comic number four. You'll notice there are two new characters. Luci's friends. The brown one with the horns is
Mark. The hooded one does not yet have a name. For now we will refer to him as The Hooded One.
New story.
So go read. Have fun. And all that.
-T.H.
March 10, 2007
Whoa, two updates in 24 hours. Crazy shit. If you didn't read yesterday's news update, it's in the News section.
New Roomies with Lucifer comic. Yes, already. I actually have three more ready to be posted, but I thought I would space them out. You guys need to
let me know what you think. If you don't like them, then I won't waste my time making them. So, let me know what you think. (Does it surprise you that
I am a real person with feelings, and I need encouragement to get things done? Jeez, don't you like me!?)
I went ahead and deleted the forum. Between the time I updated yesterday, saying I would delete it if nobody used it, and now, nobody but Danika has
posted on it (and like I said yesterday, she doesn't count... not as a real person anyway). Out of the shitload of viewers I had between then and now, I
would have thought somebody would have posted. But nobody did. So goodbye to the forum.
The new Scaring Danika video is posted. So go watch that. This one's rather short.
I've been receiving complaints about the width of my pages being too large, and you readers are just too lazy to scroll to the right and left. I suppose I
didn't take into account the fact that my laptop is a wide screen when I was setting the width of the pages. So I've fixed that on the most recent pages,
and I'll eventually get around to fixing all the archived pages.
-T.H.
P.S. If I get some good feedback on the comics then I'll post number three tomorrow... maybe.
P.P.S. (I know, I hate the use of 'P.P.S.' too.) Whoever can guess what inspired the new title of the website--The Adventures of the Girl Least Likely
To--gets a prize! (The prize is going to be something lame. Like a hug or something. Unless you live far away or you have bad hygiene or something.
Then you get some sort of lame prize that doesn't involve my touching you.)
March 9, 2007
Hurray, hurray, hurray! I'm posting again! Meaning has come back into all of your lives!
First things first! New story, obviously.
Second! I am pulling the videos of myself scaring Danika out of the archives and giving them their own page. I will no longer be posting the new videos
here on the home page, but on the Scaring Danika page. I'll, of course, let you know when there are updates (which there will be very soon).
Did you notice the new link on the right? Yes, I started a comic series. Poorly drawn, but hopefully the humor makes up for that. I'm a character in the
series, because I'm cool like that. Satan is also a character in the series. Not because he's cool (because he's not, thumbs down to Beelzebub), but
because he's lots of fun to fuck with. More is explained on the comic page... and of course, the first comic is already posted! Yay for you!
I've decided to start posting polls to get opinions and shit so I know what you guys like, don't like, want more of, etc. etc. I don't have one set up yet,
but I should have one up by my next update.
All of you love me, right? Then use this to promote me... Please?
Also, I want to know why nobody is using the forum? People kept asking me for one, and now that I set one up for you, nobody is using it. Well...
Danika has been, but that doesn't count. So use the forum or I'm going delete it, and I better not hear any bitching!
Lastly, I really don't get enough witty hate-mail. I would really like some more. So, please, if the only reason you visit my website is to feed your inner
hate-demon, then by all means, e-mail me and let me know!
Seriously... that last paragraph was not even sarcastic. I really want some hate-mail.
-T.H.
December 23, 2006
I want to thank you all for the lovely, lovely threatening e-mails.
I believe the next time I have a video post ready, I won't say anything until it's actually posted or I might get more e-mails with contents along the lines of
"POST THE NEW VIDEO OF YOU SCARING YOUR SISTER OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A GUN AND SHOOT YOU DEAD!"
Yes, I love you all too.
-T.H.
December 22, 2006
Yeah, I know it's really late to be posting my Halloween pictures, but... just shut the hell up.
Anyways, you guys need to get the forum going. It's totally bare right now, and I know a lot of people posted on the last one and then were all bitchy
about it getting deleted, but deal with it. This one isn't going to get deleted, so just start posting!
I will have a video update on here soon. So... yeah... wait around for that. It's going to be good.
If you guys want another Answers to your e-mailed questions post, then you need to actually e-mail me questions. E-mailing me and saying, "u shuld
make anotha post were u anwser ppls question n stuff lyke that! OMG!!1!" doesn't help.
Jeez, I can't think, and I feel like my brain isn't in my head right now...
-T.H.
December 2, 2006
Yes, it is December 2nd, and I think you all know what that means... no? Okay, well, it doesn't really mean anything, I just felt like saying that.
I would like all of you to look up at the new header I have. Isn't it beautiful? It was made by a reader in Kentucky. (Are you all thinking, "She has readers
in Kentucky?" I know, wtf? Right?)
I've been wanting to post the pictures from Halloween (especially the ones of my costume, which, by the way, was AWESOME), but Danika hasn't
gotten around to sending me the pictures from her camera yet. So, I am giving all of you the job of disliking her for that. Do you hear that, dear sister,
my readers are disliking you at this very moment. So, HA! Take THAT Danika's self esteem!
I feel like complaining at the moment because I am very tired. I was awake until four in the morning, and I blame this on my friend Kenny. You see, we
hung out last night, and while I got home at a decent time, I couldn't get to sleep because I had the song "Hella Nervous" by Gravy Train!!!! stuck in my
head, but I couldn't think of a certain line in the song, and it was driving me crazy. This is Kenny's fault because he's a very pervy guy that makes me
think of pervy songs and get their pervy lyrics stuck in my head. Why couldn't I have just gotten up and looked up the lyrics online? Because I'm lazy.
But at about four, I did look them up, and then I was able to sleep peacefully. I suppose I should be blaming this on my laziness rather than his
perverseness, but I like to pretend that I'm infallible.
So all of you know, I set up a brand shpanking new forum. So everybody can stop bitching now. This one is way better than the last one. You won't
have to sign up and get a screen name to read posts, but you will have to sign up to reply or post anything. But it only takes a second so don't be lazy
bastards, just sign up so you can post. My own screen name for the forum is TiffanyH, so... yeah, that's me. Now go on, childrens! Run off, and post!
Anyway, on to the newest update. It's a picture post. My family and I went to Southern California in the first week of November (yes, it took me a while
to get around to posting, just shut the hell up). So now I give you the pictures from that trip.
-T.H.
October 10, 2006
Another update is up and ready to be read. So um... yeah. Go do that.
I now have a News section up for posting previous news posts. Obviously, the most recent ones get posted right here.
Pictures have been replaced on both The Legend of the Missing Brother and Childish Habits. So now they are all clear and pretty. Childish Habits also has
many new pictures up with my fun little captions.
Thank you to all the awesome people who posted my button on their myspaces. I love you all. But not in that way. Sorry.
I love the e-mails. You guys are hilarious. Keep them coming.
-T.H.
P.S. I'm sick, and I feel like shit right now, so if I get one e-mail this week bugging me to update... I will hunt you down...
October 4, 2006
YES! I'm actually updating! So quit your bitchin'. And I would appreciate it if the death threat e-mails would stop. And I'm pretty sure it's illegal to burn
threatening messages into someone’s front lawn. (That means you, TOM!)
For my birthday (which was on September 20th, so if you didn't mail me a present... get to it!), my wonderful parents got me a scanner (among many
other things because we be "rich white folk" HA! Kidding, kidding.). So all of the pages that contain crappy-quality pictures that I had to take pictures of
will soon be updated with good-quality pictures that I will scan. Yes, that means you will soon have clear pictures of Dani and The Mullet! (...That's
actually kind of a scary thought...)
You can now advertise my site on your site with the fancy button I made with all these beautiful pictures of me! Feel free to copy and paste the html and
post it anywhere.
NOW! I am attempting to create a banner for the top of the page so hopefully this place will be prettied-up pretty soon. If anyone were to make one for
me, I would love you forever. Or at least for a few days.
I suppose that's it for now. Feel free to e-mail me with... questions, comments, hate mail, whatever. (Except Tom. Tom is not allowed to e-mail me
anymore.)
-T.H.
Couple of video updates.
I added two all new videos. One is called "Creepy Albert (The only time you will ever see me scared)" and the other is a video I took of Allie Moss and
Bess Rogers (two awesome musicians) singing "Happy Birthday" to my good friend Jordan. (Yeah, I'm so cool I can call in celebrities to do me favors.)
Also, I decided that Noitol was getting too few views on his web blog because his first video was much too long. So I broke it up into five parts. Check
it out.
And if you haven't watched "Jessica Recites a Poem" or seen the new 'Roomies' comic yet, go do that!
By the way! I just joined twitter. http://www.twitter.com/tiffanyheggebo
Also, I want you to check out Jordan's amazing blog: Wait, wait. I said what?
-T.H.
May 25, 2009
I have finals this week, which means I should be studying. Which means I'm not studying. Which means I'm procrastinating by working on this website!
Brand new 'Roomies with Lucifer' comic and a new video. Get ready to meet my new character Jessica. She's creepy!
-T.H.
April 5, 2009
New writing. With pictures! :)
-T.H.
February 7, 2009
What have I been up to? Oh, nothing really. I'm only currently in three plays, directing one for the first time, and going to perform as a contestant's
partner in the Irene Ryan Scholarship Contest at the American College Theater Festival in Fullerton next week.
Have I been busy with all this? Nah.
Actually, that's a big fat lie. I've been extremely busy, but I did manage to pop out a new short Writing for you all.
Enjoy.
-T.H
November 24, 2008
I've been bashing my brains in since July trying to get an update on here for you guys, but I can't seem to get a thing finished. Since I last updated this
news section in July, I have been busy with school, work, multiple plays, and I got at least three separate throat infections. What happens when you get
tonsillitis that many times in such a short period of time? You get a tonsillectomy! Which is what I received last Monday. I'm still in a lot of pain and still
on a lot of Vicodin. My healing throat looks absolutely disgusting. I can post pictures if you would like. Any takers?
Unfortunately, I lost my job recently (Let's hear it for lay-offs! Wooo!), which sucks for all the reasons I'm sure you can imagine. However, not having a
job has freed up a lot of time in my schedule to work in this here website. (Not to mention, that between the last time I updated and now, I broke up with
my boyfriend, which frees up even more of my time! LUUUULZZZZ! ...Okay, I'm done laughing at myself.) I have about 3 unfinished Roomies with
Lucifer comics, 2 unfinished stories, and Answers to Your Emailed Questions is just begging for an update. So, no worries, my little dumplings, updates
will be coming soon and they will be plentiful.
-T.H.
P.S. I met Ingrid Michaelson a few weeks ago. (Yes! I do like to brag!)
July 28, 2008 Come see the play I'm in!
No real website updates at the moment, but I wanted to let everyone know about the play I'm in. If you want to see some plays or maybe just me in a
play or a play about vampire lesbians or you just want to see some guys in drag then you should come see the play I'm in at Chabot College, The Vampire
Lesbians of Sodom.
No, I'm not joking about the title. Seriously. Google it.
I'm in a play production class that is putting on five short, one-act plays. The information on how, when, and where to see these plays and which plays
are showing which nights are below (but the only really important information is the information on The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom because that is the
one I'm in).
Wednesday, July 30 at 8pm
Small World
That They May Win
Lone Star
Thursday, July 31 at 8pm
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Friday, August 1 at 8pm
Small World
That They May Win
Lone Star
Saturday, August 2 at 8pm
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Sunday, August 3 at 2pm
Small World
Lone Star
That They May Win
'Dentity Crisis
The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Tickets are $7 per person or $5 if you are a Chabot student. The plays will be held on the Chabot campus (in Hayward) in the Little Theater in building
1200/1300. (You'll probably see the big yellow 'Little Theater' sign above the door.)
Click here for maps to and of the campus and directions.
To park on campus any day from Monday-Saturday costs $2. Free parking on Sundays. (You should come on Sunday anyway since you get to see all
five plays for the same price.)
Also, for parking, I suggest parking in 'G' parking lot off of Depot Road. It's the closest to the Little Theater.
There will be intermissions and food and shit.
Everyone should come. I promise there will be hilarity. If you come, you must stay behind after to say hello to me.
-T.H.
July 20, 2008
Do you remember, a long, long time ago, I posted a little video called Madge Trailer? Well, now it is time to release Madge...
Here she is.
Enjoy.
-T.H.
June 28, 2008
Check out the video of me reading a super-sexy excerpt from a super-sexy romance novel and Noitol's video blog in the Videos section.
Two videos in one day. You lucky bastards.
-T.H.
June 21, 2008
As I told you before, Jordan posted a remix of 'Ballade des Amputes' on Amputated Unicorn's Music MySpace (listed as 'BdA Remix ft Tiffanyh and
DHeg') containing all of the bloopers from while Danika and I were recording the spoken word portion. I realized that with Danika being in the
background and with my obnoxious cackling, some parts may be hard for you to understand, so I posted the transcript of it in the Writings section. I
suggest you read along while listening to it.
Brand new Scaring Danika video. It's short, but it's one of my favorites.
Two new polls on the Polls page. (Where else would they be? Dur.)
The About Me and FAQ section has been updated. I added new bands, TV shows, and authors. I also cut out that I'm unemployed and wrote about my
new job.
Make sure to check out Danika's Music MySpace. She just posted a few new songs.
-T.H.
June 11, 2008
It's three in the morning, and I should be in bed, but I wanted to update. You remember Conversations with a Kindergartener? Well, here is Conversations
with Two Kindergarteners!
Also, Jordan has just posted a remix of Ballade des Amputes. It's not a remix per se, but when Danika and I recorded the vocals for Ballade des Amputes,
we left in all of the laughing and bloopers and whatnot and Jordan put together a song with those. It's hilarious. Just go listen.
I'll probably post a transcript later of what Danika and I are saying in it.
-T.H.
P.S. A sure sign that your hair is too thick and curly: A bug flies into it and gets caught. Yes, this happened to me earlier today.
June 5, 2008
Here is a real quick update! I say 'real quick' because I have to leave for work soon. That's right, my lazy ass got a part-time job. : P
First of all, Jordan and I finished our song! Visit Amputated Unicorn's myspace page to hear 'Ballade des Amputes' by Amputated Unicorn featuring
Tiffany H. (me!). And read the blog entry about the song. This was what I had to say about her blog entry:
"We are a great team. I can't get over the awesomeness of us and our song. I feel like we got together and made this beautiful and amazing baby (except
without the awkward sex part).
"You did such a great job on the music (if I didn't make it obvious enough last night [I only realized how dirty that sounded when I was re-reading this
comment to check for typos.] on the phone [yeah, had the add that so no one got the wrong idea]).
"I can't wait to hear the remix. Oh my goodness. It's going to be great.
"I am currently in the process of updating the website to let everyone know that the song is up. So if you don't hit 1 million page views by the end of the
day, I'm going to have to smack a bitch down. ('A bitch' being my readers.)
"I would leave a super-long comment about how amazing we are, but that would make me late for work. So, I bid you adieu.
"Oh! And by the way, I giggled like a moron when I read 'famed author'."
To understand some of what I meant in there, like about the remix and whatnot, you'll have to read the blog.
Go listen and add to your myspaces if you want. Fun stuff.
Edit: Lyrics to the song are now in the Writings section.
-T.H.
May 20, 2008
New 'Scaring Danika' video. Check it out.
Go join the MySpace group for my website. Visit it here.
Edit: I added a new section called 'Boredom and Photoshop'. Clicky-clicky to find out what it is and see what treasures it holds!
-T.H.
May 16, 2008
Lots of new 'Roomies with Lucifer' goodies for you! I now have a F.A.Q. page for 'Roomies' and a page with 'Roomies' drawings. Also a new comic is
up and so are two new additions to the Sketches page.
On the Links page is a link to my friend Jordan's (a.k.a. Madge!) music myspace for her band Amputated Unicorn. Check that out. Also, because I'm a
big tease, I will tell you that Amputated Unicorn and I are working on a song together, but I'm not going to tell you when we plan on putting it up.
Ahahaha, yes now you must check out AU's myspace and my website every hour on the hour to see if the song has been posted yet while I sit here
dangling the bait.
Yes, I'm secretly a sadist.
New video and stories coming soon.
-T.H.
April 14, 2008
When I got out of the shower today and went to my bedroom, I was overtaken by the smell of Bronco Billy's pizza. It was very odd. My room smelled
like pizza, and I still have no idea why. Anyway, now I have a horrible craving for pizza, and I don't even like pizza that much.
Now, here's something you might actual give a crap about: I have posted a new entry!
Enjoy.
-T.H.
April 9, 2008
Sorry, I don't actually have an update for you guys right now (I guess that makes me a tease?), but I had to come tell everyone the results of this test I
took. Apparently, I could take on 21 five-year-olds at once in a fight.
So, how hard do I rock?
Pretty hard if you ask me.
Michael better watch his back.
-T.H.
March 22, 2008
New entry in the Writings section.
I have a friend over (one who I haven't seen in years), and I really should be entertaining him (not in that way, you perverts), but instead I'm updating
because I have received multiple threatening e-mails this week. "Update or die." "Put up a new story or i will hunt you down." "ur a bitch cuz you dont
update enough"
Yeah, thanks, guys. I really appreciated those.
-T.H
March 14, 2008
You know what I really hate? That JG Wentworth commercial where people lean out of their windows yelling, "It's my money, and I need it now!"
Jeeeeez. I'm not a particularly violent person, but every time I see that commercial I suddenly get the urge to punch every single one of those people in
the face. The worst part is, my mom and Danika both know that I hate the commercial. They love yelling the phrase at random to piss me off, and when
I am least expecting it, my mom likes to sneak up behind me and whisper, "Whose money is it, and when do they need it by?"
I can't explain it. The commercial just fills me with this irrational rage.
So, on to the news. I have updated Answers to E-mailed Questions. I also now have a Store! I'm very excited to finally start selling merch. (Even if I
don't have much right now.)
Weeeeeell, I guess that's it for now.
-T.H.
P.S. My dad sent this joke to me. My mom did not find it very funny.
"Here is an easy test for any man to discover who his best friend truly is:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"
Edit: Thanks to Danika, I now have some better quality pictures up in the store!
March 5, 2008
New Roomies with Lucifer up!
That's all for now.
-T.H.
February 19, 2008
Today, I met a guy who has a fetish for shaved heads...
But that is not the point of today's update.
This is the point: there is an update in the Writings section. I typed up a little story for all of you about an embarrassing incident that happened today at
school. I know how you all enjoy my embarrassment stories because you're a bunch of sadists that enjoy when I am forced into a degrading situation
(which is, sadly, quite often). So have fun with that... *glares*
I know I said last week that I would have a new 'Roomies' up, and I said a bunch of other ambitious shit, but I wasn't planning on getting a sinus
infection, so that will be delayed. But I'm working on it.
My friend Erick, of Nothing Short of Tragic, is currently working on a song for 'Roomies with Lucifer'. Even if it is just because we're friends, the fact
that anyone would want to write a song about something I made is making my head swell. When he told me his plans, I almost peed myself. That's how
happy I was.
So, if you ever want to see me piss my pants, now you know how to make me do it.
-T.H.
P.S. Danika has her headphones on right now, and since she refuses to breathe through her nose at any time, she's breathing really heavily through her
mouth, and it's very annoying.
February 3, 2008
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I've been sitting in front of this blank text box for five minutes, and I still don't know what to write for today's news. Um... I'm sick? What else. My
internet is being a douche bag.
Um... Oh! New entry in the Writings section. 'Conversations with a Kindergartener'.
I'm hoping to have the 'Roomies with Lucifer' coloring books (yay!) up sometime this week, if school doesn't get in the way.
Hopefully, I'll also finish the new 'Roomies' sometime this week, as well.
-T.H.
P.S. My sister, Danika, and my friend Jordan (who you have seen in the 'Madge' trailer) are working together to make a website. Competition? Nah...
Well... now that you mention it...
Dammit!
Anyway, I'll let everyone know when it's up. They've got some good ideas they've been sharing with me, and it sounds like it's going to be good.
...Maybe that's a bad thing for me and my website... Crap.
January 25, 2008
First, I want to thank everyone who has sent me donations. I can't freaking believe how generous you people are. Thank you!
Second, I have a new video up. It's another director's cut of a video I made when I was twelve.
Third, school has started up again, so updates will be a little slower. But don't worry, I already have plenty of updates planned.
And finally, I want to send Patricia, a very faithful reader, and her family warm wishes and happy thoughts. I'm thinking of you guys today.
-T.H.
January 17, 2008
Apparently, not many people felt the need to answer my polls. This sucks because it doesn't exactly give me much of a majority opinion of what you
people want. So I guess I'll just have to make decisions based on what I want rather than based on what you want. That is your punishment. Now go to
your room.
I have a new entry in the Writings section called Excuses, Excuses, and I have a new video up. The video is actually a trailer for a real video that will be
posted as soon as all of the editing is done (Danika!). Go watch the Madge Trailer.
I really want to start selling t-shirts. However, I need to get some money together to buy the t-shirts to be able to sell them to you guys. So here's what I
plan on doing: 1. I am accepting donations. The link is the button to the right. What does your money go to? Monthly payments to keep the site up and
running, coloring pencils for 'Roomies with Lucifer', and supplies to make merch! 2. I will be selling 'Roomies with Lucifer' coloring books. (Coming
Soon!) And 3. I will be selling buttons with quotes from the website and pictures of 'Roomies with Lucifer' characters. (Also Coming Soon!)
Those are my plans. Not very ambitious, but good enough for me.
With the money I make from donations, coloring books, and buttons I will buy more buttons and coloring books if they are popular and I will start
making stickers, t-shirts, and maybe some other shit. So your money will be going toward a good cause! I promise!
-T.H.
January 4, 2008
When Danika and I were young, we made many videos. Unfortunately--until now, that is--they have all been on VHS. However, I just bought the
equipment to transfer anything on VHS to my computer! So, I have now posted the first (of a few) videos: Skanky Ho: Director's Cut.
I had to upload the damn thing to Danika's YouTube account because YouTube is being an asshole and no longer allows people to apply for accounts that
allow you to upload videos that are longer than 10 minutes. (This videos happens to be a little over 12 minutes.) Luckily, anyone who had previously
applied for that super-duper special type of account is still allowed to upload longer videos. (WTF, right? I know.)
Enjoy the video.
Oh yeah... and there's a new Scaring Danika video. Filmed a few months ago, but I forgot to post it when I set the site back up.
And... since I'm updating for the third time tonight, here are some "music videos" that I made over the summer and just never posted.
-T.H.
December 30, 2007
First off, brand new entry in the writings section called The Ginger Mystery.
Second, please answer my polls. They will help me out a lot in making a few decisions for the website. Well, maybe not the last poll. That one is strictly
for my own twisted entertainment.
Third, I updated the links section. Please check it out, because I want to pimp Danika's music myspace and the music myspace of my friend, Erick.
They both promised to hurt me if they don't get at least 50 hits each within the next hour. So please, for the love of God, look at their music myspaces.
As I said before, if you love me (or maybe if it's too soon for you, just 'like' me) you will advertise for me! Because for me, love doesn't come in the
form of hugs and terms of endearment. It comes through e-mails and page hits... and sometimes money. (I do have a PayPal account, if you were
wondering.)
Finally, have a good New Years, and don't die in drunk-driving accidents... because that would mean one less site visitor. HA! Just kidding... but
seriously...
-T.H.
December 29, 2007
New Roomies.
Also! I've been getting quite a few requests for merchandise. So, I'm going to set up a few polls and see just how many people would actually be willing
to buy merch. I mean, I'm not going to invest in making a crapload of t-shirts or buttons or whatever, if nobody is going to buy it.
Most of the requests have been for 'Roomies with Lucifer' items. I've had a few e-mails suggesting I sell merch with my quotes on them. However, I
need people to let me know what some of their favorite quotes from the site are.
Another thing, if you love me (or maybe if it's too soon for you, just 'like' me) you will advertise for me.
Sorry, but I'm kind of in a hurry right now (I have a Dungeons and Dragons campaign in an hour!), so I'll update more later.
-T.H.
P.S. I also want to thank everyone at the No Doubt and No Doubt Fantastical forums. Danika tells me about you guys all the time and that you guys are
always complimenting my shit. Thank you for keeping my self-esteem high! It's people like you that help me keep this website going. For that, I am
going to send all of you a lock of Fabio's hair. Rub it for good luck in all of your future endeavors.
It might take a few weeks to receive it in the mail, though. I need to buy new darts for my tranquilizer gun...
December 25, 2007
Merry Christmas or Happy [insert what you celebrate here], everyone!
What I have for you all today are two new sketches in the Extras section on the Roomies with Lucifer page.
I have also posted a Christmas 2007 page in the Writings section.
I'm also going to start posting a weekly poll, but I'll get to that later.
That is all for now.
-T.H.
December 20, 2007
Woohoo! I took my last final today. The past two weeks have been exhausting. Studying and preparing for finals and of course keeping up with my
spectacularly busy social life (*dramatically awkward pause*), I haven't had time to update this week. But since I took my last final today, I finally found
some time to finish my latest masterpiece and posted it.
So, without any further ado, I bring you...
...a brand new Roomies with Lucifer...
-T.H.
December 12, 2007
My comic, Roomies with Lucifer, is now back up with an all new strip.
Keep checking the site, I'm updating it every night, getting all the old goodies back up and new stuff.
Also, thank you to everyone who has visited the site and/or e-mailed me. Since I set the site back up a few days ago, the fan mail has been rolling in, and
I've been rolling in it like a dog in cat shit. Okay, admittedly, that was a gross analogy, but I really do crave your comments that much.
-T.H.
December 10, 2007
In March, I took the website down. I couldn't afford to keep it up anymore, but now my website and I are back. That's right, you have witnessed the
holy resurrection of tiffanyh.com.
I am back and with more material, more sarcasm, and more overall Tiffany-ness than ever before. Can you handle the awesomeness of it?
Where did I get the money to set it back up, you may ask? Working the streets, of course! Where else does a female nineteen-year-old, unemployed, full-
time college student get money!?
Honestly, it broke my little heart to have to take the website down in the first place, and although I'm glad to be back, I'm seriously going to need
encouragement. Not only do I have much less time to update and come up with ideas than I did before (carrying 18 units in school), but my whole family
died over the summer in a tragic 3/4 Ton Dodge WC54 Ambulance accident in a WWII vehicle museum.
So please, e-mail me at tiff@tiffanyh.com. Let me know what you like about the site, what you don't like, what you'd like to see, questions, comments,
insults, and philosophies.
Seriously, I crave your e-mails. They are my sustenance. Feed me, dammit!
Now, I'm still working on getting everything set back up, so if something is missing, don't worry. It'll be back soon.
-T.H.
March 19, 2007
Nobody was able to guess what inspired the new title for the website... which makes all of you failures at life. But incase you were curious, it was
inspired by the song 'Girl Least Likely To' by Morrissey (which my bestestestest friend Vicky introduced me to).
New Roomies with Lucifer comic. Yup, comic number four. You'll notice there are two new characters. Luci's friends. The brown one with the horns is
Mark. The hooded one does not yet have a name. For now we will refer to him as The Hooded One.
New story.
So go read. Have fun. And all that.
-T.H.
March 10, 2007
Whoa, two updates in 24 hours. Crazy shit. If you didn't read yesterday's news update, it's in the News section.
New Roomies with Lucifer comic. Yes, already. I actually have three more ready to be posted, but I thought I would space them out. You guys need to
let me know what you think. If you don't like them, then I won't waste my time making them. So, let me know what you think. (Does it surprise you that
I am a real person with feelings, and I need encouragement to get things done? Jeez, don't you like me!?)
I went ahead and deleted the forum. Between the time I updated yesterday, saying I would delete it if nobody used it, and now, nobody but Danika has
posted on it (and like I said yesterday, she doesn't count... not as a real person anyway). Out of the shitload of viewers I had between then and now, I
would have thought somebody would have posted. But nobody did. So goodbye to the forum.
The new Scaring Danika video is posted. So go watch that. This one's rather short.
I've been receiving complaints about the width of my pages being too large, and you readers are just too lazy to scroll to the right and left. I suppose I
didn't take into account the fact that my laptop is a wide screen when I was setting the width of the pages. So I've fixed that on the most recent pages,
and I'll eventually get around to fixing all the archived pages.
-T.H.
P.S. If I get some good feedback on the comics then I'll post number three tomorrow... maybe.
P.P.S. (I know, I hate the use of 'P.P.S.' too.) Whoever can guess what inspired the new title of the website--The Adventures of the Girl Least Likely
To--gets a prize! (The prize is going to be something lame. Like a hug or something. Unless you live far away or you have bad hygiene or something.
Then you get some sort of lame prize that doesn't involve my touching you.)
March 9, 2007
Hurray, hurray, hurray! I'm posting again! Meaning has come back into all of your lives!
First things first! New story, obviously.
Second! I am pulling the videos of myself scaring Danika out of the archives and giving them their own page. I will no longer be posting the new videos
here on the home page, but on the Scaring Danika page. I'll, of course, let you know when there are updates (which there will be very soon).
Did you notice the new link on the right? Yes, I started a comic series. Poorly drawn, but hopefully the humor makes up for that. I'm a character in the
series, because I'm cool like that. Satan is also a character in the series. Not because he's cool (because he's not, thumbs down to Beelzebub), but
because he's lots of fun to fuck with. More is explained on the comic page... and of course, the first comic is already posted! Yay for you!
I've decided to start posting polls to get opinions and shit so I know what you guys like, don't like, want more of, etc. etc. I don't have one set up yet,
but I should have one up by my next update.
All of you love me, right? Then use this to promote me... Please?
Also, I want to know why nobody is using the forum? People kept asking me for one, and now that I set one up for you, nobody is using it. Well...
Danika has been, but that doesn't count. So use the forum or I'm going delete it, and I better not hear any bitching!
Lastly, I really don't get enough witty hate-mail. I would really like some more. So, please, if the only reason you visit my website is to feed your inner
hate-demon, then by all means, e-mail me and let me know!
Seriously... that last paragraph was not even sarcastic. I really want some hate-mail.
-T.H.
December 23, 2006
I want to thank you all for the lovely, lovely threatening e-mails.
I believe the next time I have a video post ready, I won't say anything until it's actually posted or I might get more e-mails with contents along the lines of
"POST THE NEW VIDEO OF YOU SCARING YOUR SISTER OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A GUN AND SHOOT YOU DEAD!"
Yes, I love you all too.
-T.H.
December 22, 2006
Yeah, I know it's really late to be posting my Halloween pictures, but... just shut the hell up.
Anyways, you guys need to get the forum going. It's totally bare right now, and I know a lot of people posted on the last one and then were all bitchy
about it getting deleted, but deal with it. This one isn't going to get deleted, so just start posting!
I will have a video update on here soon. So... yeah... wait around for that. It's going to be good.
If you guys want another Answers to your e-mailed questions post, then you need to actually e-mail me questions. E-mailing me and saying, "u shuld
make anotha post were u anwser ppls question n stuff lyke that! OMG!!1!" doesn't help.
Jeez, I can't think, and I feel like my brain isn't in my head right now...
-T.H.
December 2, 2006
Yes, it is December 2nd, and I think you all know what that means... no? Okay, well, it doesn't really mean anything, I just felt like saying that.
I would like all of you to look up at the new header I have. Isn't it beautiful? It was made by a reader in Kentucky. (Are you all thinking, "She has readers
in Kentucky?" I know, wtf? Right?)
I've been wanting to post the pictures from Halloween (especially the ones of my costume, which, by the way, was AWESOME), but Danika hasn't
gotten around to sending me the pictures from her camera yet. So, I am giving all of you the job of disliking her for that. Do you hear that, dear sister,
my readers are disliking you at this very moment. So, HA! Take THAT Danika's self esteem!
I feel like complaining at the moment because I am very tired. I was awake until four in the morning, and I blame this on my friend Kenny. You see, we
hung out last night, and while I got home at a decent time, I couldn't get to sleep because I had the song "Hella Nervous" by Gravy Train!!!! stuck in my
head, but I couldn't think of a certain line in the song, and it was driving me crazy. This is Kenny's fault because he's a very pervy guy that makes me
think of pervy songs and get their pervy lyrics stuck in my head. Why couldn't I have just gotten up and looked up the lyrics online? Because I'm lazy.
But at about four, I did look them up, and then I was able to sleep peacefully. I suppose I should be blaming this on my laziness rather than his
perverseness, but I like to pretend that I'm infallible.
So all of you know, I set up a brand shpanking new forum. So everybody can stop bitching now. This one is way better than the last one. You won't
have to sign up and get a screen name to read posts, but you will have to sign up to reply or post anything. But it only takes a second so don't be lazy
bastards, just sign up so you can post. My own screen name for the forum is TiffanyH, so... yeah, that's me. Now go on, childrens! Run off, and post!
Anyway, on to the newest update. It's a picture post. My family and I went to Southern California in the first week of November (yes, it took me a while
to get around to posting, just shut the hell up). So now I give you the pictures from that trip.
-T.H.
October 10, 2006
Another update is up and ready to be read. So um... yeah. Go do that.
I now have a News section up for posting previous news posts. Obviously, the most recent ones get posted right here.
Pictures have been replaced on both The Legend of the Missing Brother and Childish Habits. So now they are all clear and pretty. Childish Habits also has
many new pictures up with my fun little captions.
Thank you to all the awesome people who posted my button on their myspaces. I love you all. But not in that way. Sorry.
I love the e-mails. You guys are hilarious. Keep them coming.
-T.H.
P.S. I'm sick, and I feel like shit right now, so if I get one e-mail this week bugging me to update... I will hunt you down...
October 4, 2006
YES! I'm actually updating! So quit your bitchin'. And I would appreciate it if the death threat e-mails would stop. And I'm pretty sure it's illegal to burn
threatening messages into someone’s front lawn. (That means you, TOM!)
For my birthday (which was on September 20th, so if you didn't mail me a present... get to it!), my wonderful parents got me a scanner (among many
other things because we be "rich white folk" HA! Kidding, kidding.). So all of the pages that contain crappy-quality pictures that I had to take pictures of
will soon be updated with good-quality pictures that I will scan. Yes, that means you will soon have clear pictures of Dani and The Mullet! (...That's
actually kind of a scary thought...)
You can now advertise my site on your site with the fancy button I made with all these beautiful pictures of me! Feel free to copy and paste the html and
post it anywhere.
NOW! I am attempting to create a banner for the top of the page so hopefully this place will be prettied-up pretty soon. If anyone were to make one for
me, I would love you forever. Or at least for a few days.
I suppose that's it for now. Feel free to e-mail me with... questions, comments, hate mail, whatever. (Except Tom. Tom is not allowed to e-mail me
anymore.)
-T.H.