Halloween 2006 (With Pictures)
Hope He Didn't Get My License Plate Number--October 10, 2006
Collection 1--October 4, 2006
A Day in the Life of an Agoraphobic--July 8, 2006
June 27th Trip to Santa Cruz--June 27, 2006 (With Pictures)
Childish Habits--June 9, 2006 (With Pictures)
Teenage Girl Caught Holding Kitten Hostage in Purse--May 22, 2006
Write to Your Governor and Save the Ocean Today!--May 14, 2006 (With Pictures)
May 12th Trip to Monterey--May 12, 2006 (With Pictures)
May 6th Trip to San Francisco--May 9, 2006 (With Pictures)
Christmas Morning in April--April 22, 2006
Who could ever forgive themselves after causing such pain? *snickers*--April 9, 2006
Lame Customer Jokes--February 22, 2006
The Legend of the Missing Brother--February 6, 2006 (With Pictures)
I Dream of... Nazi Fleas?--January 20, 2006 (With Crappy Drawing)
Warning: There is an Ismael on the Loose--January 4, 2006 (With Pictures)
Christmas 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)
The Snowman Hand--December 15, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)
"I'm totally a non-conformist because I don't eat, sleep, or use the bathroom like everyone else does."--December 15,
2005 (With Bitching)
I Like My Men Nice and Creepy... Or How About Not--December 4, 2005
One Reason Why My Job is Ridiculously Fun...--December 1, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)
And to think that parents are worried about video game violence--November 21, 2005
Yay for Urine--November 9, 2005
Halloween 2005 (With Pictures)
Yeah, Thanks for the Help--October 23, 2005
The Crazy Old Man--October 20, 2005
A Beautiful Story Written by Me: Jan and Her Chokr--September 23, 2005 (With Illustration)
A Trip to San Francisco to See Garbage--September 11, 2005 (With Picture and Crappy Drawing)
The Legend of the First Penis Seen--September 9, 2005
The Pesky Table Hoggers--September 6, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)
Oooh! What a Sneaky Thief!--September 2, 2006
Silly Old Man--August 16, 2005
Yup, so she finally just flat out asked--August 12, 2005

Oh, Mr. Corn. You're so witty,
you handsome devil, you!