Halloween 2006 (With Pictures)

Hope He Didn't Get My License Plate Number--October 10, 2006

Collection 1--October 4, 2006

A Day in the Life of an Agoraphobic--July 8, 2006

June 27th Trip to Santa Cruz--June 27, 2006 (With Pictures)

Childish Habits--June 9, 2006 (With Pictures)

Teenage Girl Caught Holding Kitten Hostage in Purse--May 22, 2006

Write to Your Governor and Save the Ocean Today!--May 14, 2006 (With Pictures)

May 12th Trip to Monterey--May 12, 2006 (With Pictures)

May 6th Trip to San Francisco--May 9, 2006  (With Pictures)

Christmas Morning in April--April 22, 2006

Who could ever forgive themselves after causing such pain? *snickers*--April 9, 2006

Lame Customer Jokes--February 22, 2006

The Legend of the Missing Brother--February 6, 2006 (With Pictures)

I Dream of... Nazi Fleas?--January 20, 2006 (With Crappy Drawing)

Warning: There is an Ismael on the Loose--January 4, 2006 (With Pictures)
Christmas 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)

The Snowman Hand--December 15, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)

"I'm totally a non-conformist because I don't eat, sleep, or use the bathroom like everyone else does."--December 15,
2005 (
With Bitching)

I Like My Men Nice and Creepy... Or How About Not--December 4, 2005

One Reason Why My Job is Ridiculously Fun...--December 1, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)

And to think that parents are worried about video game violence--November 21, 2005

Yay for Urine--November 9, 2005

Halloween 2005 (With Pictures)

Yeah, Thanks for the Help--October 23, 2005

The Crazy Old Man--October 20, 2005

A Beautiful Story Written by Me: Jan and Her Chokr--September 23, 2005 (With Illustration)

A Trip to San Francisco to See Garbage--September 11, 2005 (With Picture and Crappy Drawing)

The Legend of the First Penis Seen--September 9, 2005

The Pesky Table Hoggers--September 6, 2005 (With Crappy Drawing)

Oooh! What a Sneaky Thief!--September 2, 2006

Silly Old Man--August 16, 2005

Yup, so she finally just flat out asked--August 12, 2005
Oh, Mr. Corn. You're so witty,
you handsome devil, you!
I Octopussed Myself in the Mouth--April 5, 2009 (With Pictures)

If Sex Sells, Make it a Commodity--February 7, 2009